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@derecho

18 / female / hetero / 4 ♣

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My Self-Summary

Weather witch temping as a wage slave. Spoilers: it sucks.

My Future Plans

Maybe start up some studies between distractions. Academic minutae — real dry, you probably wouldn't get it.

My Talents

Baking, making it rain (not the money kind), cutting deals with spirits. Gardening, too.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Relaxed music, I guess.... you know, like acoustic guitar. The stuff they put on in coffee shops for background noise. What else? Uh. I like fresh fruit and don't care for spicy food all that much?
Books and movies are whatever. I'll read/watch it if it's not boring me to tears in the first ten minutes.

My Ideal Partner

No comment.

Height
5'2" / 157cm Body Type
Petite Smokes
Occasionally Drinks
Occasionally Drugs
Nah Sign
Stop (Capricorn) Education
Undergrad Occupation
Witch Income
Questionable Children
none Pets
Familiars Hobbies
Stress baking

 

 

 

 

 

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

MIMES

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

NINJAS

.05 TITS OR ASS

TITS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

SWEET

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

SUMMER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

ROUGH SEX

The Architect
INTJ-A

 

ENERGY

64%

introverted

MIND

53%

intuitive

NATURE

81%

thinking

TACTICS

68%

judging

IDENTITY

93%

assertive

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[calmomile]

@ derecho

18 / female / hetero / 4♣

Green Witch & Patissier
Call me Mayou. I only ever hear my first name if I get in trouble and my superiors are pissed at me.

Single + uninterested.
Open to casual overnights if we get along - no strings attached only, dating isn't really for me. No hard feelings.

✔✘

text; mid-March

[birdleaf]

hey Mayou, it's Hawks.

mind if I ask you a big favor?

[calmomile]

[ Kinda sus there, Hawks. Mayou side eyes for a solid five minutes before curiosity makes the decision for her. ]

depends on the favor. whats up

[birdleaf]

promise I'll make it either worth your while, or make it up to you.

how to put this.

I've been here for just over a month now, and I haven't gotten laid yet. things are getting pretty rough

1/2

[calmomile]

what

dont you have like a billion groupies to choose from?

2/2

[calmomile]

whatever its none of my business

look you dont need to beat around the bush with this stuff. if you want a hand working off some steam then just say so

[birdleaf]

maybe, but the old-timers here are a little sketchy.

[A moment while he reads that second text, and laughs, pushing his hand through his hair.]

well that's a relief!

sometime after the maintenance adventure!!

[survivaltricks]

[even with the perspective of hindsight making him realize that soooome of his actions that day, lost in the spooky basement of the resort's maintenance area as they had been, had been encouraged by Cupid's arrow. . . Akira thinks-- we still had a pretty nice time, didn't we?]

[and he still thinks she is charming. and fun! and. . . someone he would really like to get to know better. and so, if he doesn't hear from her for a few days after their adventure, Mayou is going to get a li'l test!]

joker to cirrus. joker to cirrus.

we have another mission.

[do they]

👀👀👀 1/3

[calmomile]

[ ...oh shit ]

2/3

[calmomile]

✔ Read • 11:24 AM

3/3 she's so embarrassing

[calmomile]

[ Okay. Yeah. So she might have left him on read for a while, but in her defense, a solid chunk of that time was spent typing, deleting, and retyping a reply. This isn't just anyone, here. This is the Cute Boy she smooched while high as balls on stupid cherub arrow drugs! It's very serious!!!!
On her end, Mayou's leg bounces restlessly while racking her brain, frowning down at her device. She can't just say whatever. It has to be something cool, but not rude... somewhere in that sweet spot goldilocks zone in between. ]

you still owe me hazard pay for the last mission

[ Nailed it. ]

I LOVE HERRRRR

[survivaltricks]

[he does briefly wonder, after he sees the read notification, if she really is ignoring him. sure, he can acknowledge that things might be a bit. . . awkward. . . all things considered. but not that awkward, right? he wasn't a bad kisser. . . right??]

[he vaguely considers sending another message just to check (wait, wouldn't that sound desperate), but then-- ping! there's his reply]

[he grins]

i do, don't i?

have you thought that maybe our next mission is related?

[calmomile]

[ !!!! Now he has her attention! ]

oh? what did you have lined up this time?

[survivaltricks]

hey now. isn't the surprise half the fun?

[. . .]

are you free this evening?

✧ delivery/note.

[flagrant]

[ Following the first shot fired in the official exclusive-benefits-club-exchanging-of-tokens, a little something will appear outside Mayou's door:

A small, squat cactus in a chipped terra cotta pot. It has two stubby arms and one single bloom on it. It's accompanied by a note with unremarkable and maybe even kind of bad penmanship — "Still working on the membership cards, but in the meantime, I hope this serves as a reminder. There's a legend in the Outer Ring that the souls of people who live there become gods called 'Poto Poto'. They live in cacti, big and small. This little one is happiest near a heat source.

And if she happens to test that theory, she'll find that the bloom on the cactus never withers, but its color and scent increase when warm. ]

march 15; text; un: hawks

[birdleaf]

hey you.

come for a nice dinner with me? I scored a bunch of free meal vouchers by pretending to be upset some of the staff are out sick

[calmomile]

...arent you supposed to be a fine upstanding citizen as like a career or something?
count me in

[birdleaf]

I know, right? I'm just the worst!

awesome. got any preferences on what to eat?

[calmomile]

dont say that like its a compliment!!!!

might as well go for the fanciest option available if its on the house. gilded cage?

[birdleaf]

oh? you were trying to insult me?

gilded cage sounds great!

@banditking [sometime early july]

[brother_nature]

[Mayou is getting a text sometime outta the blue--]

oi girly

do u think i'm annoying

asking for research purposes

[calmomile]

what?

[ Is someone holding Chobe hostage? Is this a cry for help???? Chobe, what happened to u... ]

my ability to tolerate you fluctuates. why do you ask

[brother_nature]

[he's the same wdym!!! he frowns at his watch]

ok that clearly means i need to be worse

but as a professinl asshole i would do annoying asshole shit rite

gimme an example of what i might do to bug u

[calmomile]

............................................................ you're asking me
to tell you
how to annoy me.

[ C H O B E ? ? ? ? ]

[calmomile]

did you hit your head or something