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[calmomile]

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@derecho

18 / female / hetero / 4 ♣

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My Self-Summary

Weather witch temping as a wage slave. Spoilers: it sucks.

My Future Plans

Maybe start up some studies between distractions. Academic minutae — real dry, you probably wouldn't get it.

My Talents

Baking, making it rain (not the money kind), cutting deals with spirits. Gardening, too.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Relaxed music, I guess.... you know, like acoustic guitar. The stuff they put on in coffee shops for background noise. What else? Uh. I like fresh fruit and don't care for spicy food all that much?
Books and movies are whatever. I'll read/watch it if it's not boring me to tears in the first ten minutes.

My Ideal Partner

No comment.

Height
5'2" / 157cm Body Type
Petite Smokes
Occasionally Drinks
Occasionally Drugs
Nah Sign
Stop (Capricorn) Education
Undergrad Occupation
Witch Income
Questionable Children
none Pets
Familiars Hobbies
Stress baking

 

 

 

 

 

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

MIMES

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

NINJAS

.05 TITS OR ASS

TITS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

SWEET

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

SUMMER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

ROUGH SEX

The Architect
INTJ-A

 

ENERGY

64%

introverted

MIND

53%

intuitive

NATURE

81%

thinking

TACTICS

68%

judging

IDENTITY

93%

assertive

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Comments

text; mid-March

[birdleaf]

hey Mayou, it's Hawks.

mind if I ask you a big favor?

[calmomile]

[ Kinda sus there, Hawks. Mayou side eyes for a solid five minutes before curiosity makes the decision for her. ]

depends on the favor. whats up

[birdleaf]

promise I'll make it either worth your while, or make it up to you.

how to put this.

I've been here for just over a month now, and I haven't gotten laid yet. things are getting pretty rough

1/2

[calmomile]

what

dont you have like a billion groupies to choose from?

2/2

[calmomile]

whatever its none of my business

look you dont need to beat around the bush with this stuff. if you want a hand working off some steam then just say so

[birdleaf]

maybe, but the old-timers here are a little sketchy.

[A moment while he reads that second text, and laughs, pushing his hand through his hair.]

well that's a relief!

[calmomile]

beggars cant be choosers
but i guess if youre lucid enough to type full sentences then it cant be that urgent yet

[ She'd turn her nose up at some of the weirdos haunting the casino halls too, to be honest. Fair's fair. ]

what suit did you get saddled with?

[birdleaf]

feels pretty damn urgent. I feel like a colony of ants is crawling under my skin.

clubs

[calmomile]

yeah been there
feels like your skeleton wants to pop out of your body if it gets bad enough

give me........ ten? ish? minutes to wrap up what im doing. we meeting at your place?

[birdleaf]

yeah, just like that. and the paranoia. it's killing me.

alright. I'll freshen up. ;)

[calmomile]

ugh dont even start with the wink emojis

see you in ten