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[calmomile]

OPEN SEASON

@derecho

18 / female / hetero / 4 ♣

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My Self-Summary

Weather witch temping as a wage slave. Spoilers: it sucks.

My Future Plans

Maybe start up some studies between distractions. Academic minutae — real dry, you probably wouldn't get it.

My Talents

Baking, making it rain (not the money kind), cutting deals with spirits. Gardening, too.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Relaxed music, I guess.... you know, like acoustic guitar. The stuff they put on in coffee shops for background noise. What else? Uh. I like fresh fruit and don't care for spicy food all that much?
Books and movies are whatever. I'll read/watch it if it's not boring me to tears in the first ten minutes.

My Ideal Partner

No comment.

Height
5'2" / 157cm Body Type
Petite Smokes
Occasionally Drinks
Occasionally Drugs
Nah Sign
Stop (Capricorn) Education
Undergrad Occupation
Witch Income
Questionable Children
none Pets
Familiars Hobbies
Stress baking

 

 

 

 

 

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

MIMES

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

NINJAS

.05 TITS OR ASS

TITS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

SWEET

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

SUMMER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

ROUGH SEX

The Architect
INTJ-A

 

ENERGY

64%

introverted

MIND

53%

intuitive

NATURE

81%

thinking

TACTICS

68%

judging

IDENTITY

93%

assertive

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Comments

[calmomile]

did you hit your head or something

[brother_nature]

no i didnt hit my fuckin head

[a pause in reply. DID he hit his head? no, he's certain he has Not.]

i mean tell me some shit ive done that would bother u

i have some ideas but just humor me rq

[calmomile]

only as long as you're planning to use what i tell you responsibly.
as in: against anyone that's Not Me.

[ RIP everyone else. Not her problem anymore. ]

constantly talking about your brother is annoying. oh, and getting all up in my space is annoying too.

[brother_nature]

[A LONGER....DELAY IN REPLY...]




when u say brother do you mean like

blood relation brother or slang or?

[calmomile]

you definitely hit your head.

[brother_nature]

i said i didn't hit my damn head just answer the question!

[calmomile]

it's all you ever talk about. seriously. i'm lucky if all i get is a passing reference and not a full-on disgusting sibling meltdown over how ~amazing~ your little bro is.

[ Having met Toma, he's... fine. Very regular dude-ish. Mayou's initial opinion that this sibling business is seriously overhyped has been vindicated. ]

anyway — why are you coming to me for this?
i have better things to do, you know

[brother_nature]

. . .

huh.

[he is not backing that up immediately with a list of facts about how cool and great his little bro is. not weird at all!! she is spared.]

just thought i forgot something is all. u do have better things to be doing

like where the fuck is that big lightning strike

[calmomile]

i'm gonna make a judgement call here. you're in no shape to get zapped right now, so... don't worry about it.
get your shit together first, then we'll talk.

[brother_nature]

what??? im fuckin fine i was just makin normal conversation

i could yap about all the necks ive broken hows that

[calmomile]

uh huh.

[ He's acting weird as shit!!!!! Fym "fine", bro... ]

though i'll admit, snapping someone's neck seems oddly civilized for you...
figured you'd rip an arm off and beat someone to death with the soggy end.

[brother_nature]

i do that if someone pisses me off

if theyre just in my way a neck snaps sufficient

best kill was slowly melting a fucker with a special water that was like acid! Shouldn't have messed with me and [and whomst??? it cuts off abruptly and there's another delay in reply. heck]

...and thought they could get away with it! anyway ive been alive a long damn time sometimes u just want to kill someone quick to get it over with

[calmomile]

huh
how old are you

[brother_nature]

hah??? im immortal that shouldnt matter

i think its been at least 125 years give or take. idk u start to lose track after a while

think i was like 21 or 22 when this kicked in tho. time is fake.

. . .

why

[calmomile]

an aggressive case of senility would explain a lot of things about you, now that i think about it.

[brother_nature]

[help, his watch actually projects an image of him, as if he's trying to reach through it to grab her.]

the hell do you mean by that?? im sharper than any old geezer so watch yourself! ask me anything, dont make me find u and shake y ou out by your ankles!

[calmomile]

[ Damn, check out that next-gen 3D tantrum technology! Consider Mayou thoroughly entertained. ]

before or after you throw your back out?

[brother_nature]

that aint even physically possible and u know it!!

[calmomile]

man, this is what i get for showing concern over the elderly's health...? so ungrateful.

[brother_nature]

u know what maybe i have the wrong number

i have calld up some bitchh!1