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@derecho

18 / female / hetero / 4 ♣

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My Self-Summary

Weather witch temping as a wage slave. Spoilers: it sucks.

My Future Plans

Maybe start up some studies between distractions. Academic minutae — real dry, you probably wouldn't get it.

My Talents

Baking, making it rain (not the money kind), cutting deals with spirits. Gardening, too.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Relaxed music, I guess.... you know, like acoustic guitar. The stuff they put on in coffee shops for background noise. What else? Uh. I like fresh fruit and don't care for spicy food all that much?
Books and movies are whatever. I'll read/watch it if it's not boring me to tears in the first ten minutes.

My Ideal Partner

No comment.

Height
5'2" / 157cm Body Type
Petite Smokes
Occasionally Drinks
Occasionally Drugs
Nah Sign
Stop (Capricorn) Education
Undergrad Occupation
Witch Income
Questionable Children
none Pets
Familiars Hobbies
Stress baking

 

 

 

 

 

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

MIMES

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

NINJAS

.05 TITS OR ASS

TITS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

SWEET

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

SUMMER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

ROUGH SEX

The Architect
INTJ-A

 

ENERGY

64%

introverted

MIND

53%

intuitive

NATURE

81%

thinking

TACTICS

68%

judging

IDENTITY

93%

assertive

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Comments

[calmomile]

[ SIGHS. ]

If you start up with that brother crap too, I'm going to double my hazards fee.

[ Try it, Akira. See what happens. AHEM......... anyway, that deadly weapon of hers gets neatly snapped in half so she can stuff it in her mouth like a squirrel while reaching for another. ]

[survivaltricks]

[a laugh!]

Don't worry; you're safe from me. Promise.

[. . . he reaches out to snag one of her pocky sticks]

Anyway, if that guy ever gives you too much trouble, just send him my way. I think I know how to deal with him.

[calmomile]

Oh?

[ Just... nudging the box of sweets closer to him. Like a bribe. A bribe that he paid for to tell her all about this peculiar Anti Bandit Countermeasure he's cooked up. ]

Gonna let me in on your master plan, or is it better if I don't get involved?

[survivaltricks]

There is no master plan.

[WELL. . . not to disappoint her or anything, but when it comes to Chobe, Akira just kind of wings it]

We just get along; that's all. Or maybe I should say we've agreed to work together?

[calmomile]

[ S T A R E . . . ]

I'm definitely not getting involved.

[ Yeah, no, gonna take the L on this one and wash her hands of Akira's extracurricular activities, thanks. Thief plus bandit equals evolved crime. That's a lot of crime, Akira!!!
Plus it just sounds like Too Much Work to dig into — easier to plead ignorance if she just can't be bothered to pester him for the juicy deets. ]

Could be riskier, I guess. Supposedly even the jail here is pretty ritzy.

[survivaltricks]

Aw. Are you sure you don't want to be part of an elite group of thieves who steal from the rich and give to. . . themselves?

[HAS SHE NEVER WATCHED OCEAN'S 11?]

. . . and if this place has a jail, then I never want to see it.

[joke's on you Akira you get arrested in April]